Id rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.

How do you call a family with three children ? A triathlon !

If you really love dogs, have two, at least !

The best moments in life are those we fear as much as we desire them.

Everyone is free to wear a tatoo or a piercing and I am free to find it ugly.

Education is sown in children but must be cultivated all life long.

Astrology, or when the stars enlighten illuminated who dazzle a bunch of lunatics.

The modern human communicates better with his mouse than with his mouth.

An exhausted love is not necessarily dying. Give it a rest, do not terminate it.

Death: the tunnel at the end of the light.